Don't call me, I'll call you.

Dear _____________,

Tonight I changed your name in my cell phone to "Bad Idea". I think that sums it up.

Have a nice life!

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He's Just....

Dear ____________,

Remember when we went to see He's Just Not That Into You the second it opened? Well, I was totally just thinking about you and ____________. Girl, he doesn't deserve you!

Let's not talk about him anymore, 'kay?

By which I mean... seriously. Stop.

LYLAS!,

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