Showing posts with label Friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friends. Show all posts

Listen, I Have Something to Say

Dear ___________,

I couldn't get a word in edgewise last time we talked so I wanted to tell you how I was doing. I'm doing ______, but ___________ and ____________. I know a lot's been going on in your life but it would be nice if you asked a question about me and then didn't immediately follow it up with an anecdote about you. I value our friendship but when I tried to tell you that I was cut off.

Love and kisses,

____________

Intervention (basic)

Dear _________________,

This is an intervention.

I/we care about you enough to tell you that your habit of __________________ (e.g. saying "Cheers!", scratching yourself, burping words) is impeding your cool quotient.

You're welcome,
me.

(alternative: sign off "We, the undersigned...")

Baby/A Face Only a Mother Could Love

Dear __________________,

Your baby has a great personality.

Sincerely,
me.
note: this letter can be combined with the "Unsubscribe" template for removal from weekly/monthly photo digests of said baby's step-by-step progression through soft foods. Your baby doesn't like mashed carrots. We get it.