Dear ___________,
I couldn't get a word in edgewise last time we talked so I wanted to tell you how I was doing. I'm doing ______, but ___________ and ____________. I know a lot's been going on in your life but it would be nice if you asked a question about me and then didn't immediately follow it up with an anecdote about you. I value our friendship but when I tried to tell you that I was cut off.
Love and kisses,
____________
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Intervention (basic)
Dear _________________,
This is an intervention.
I/we care about you enough to tell you that your habit of __________________ (e.g. saying "Cheers!", scratching yourself, burping words) is impeding your cool quotient.
You're welcome,
me.
(alternative: sign off "We, the undersigned...")
This is an intervention.
I/we care about you enough to tell you that your habit of __________________ (e.g. saying "Cheers!", scratching yourself, burping words) is impeding your cool quotient.
You're welcome,
me.
(alternative: sign off "We, the undersigned...")
Baby/A Face Only a Mother Could Love
Dear __________________,
Your baby has a great personality.
Sincerely,
me.
Your baby has a great personality.
Sincerely,
me.
note: this letter can be combined with the "Unsubscribe" template for removal from weekly/monthly photo digests of said baby's step-by-step progression through soft foods. Your baby doesn't like mashed carrots. We get it.
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