Dear Shake and Bake,"You are dancing too close to me." There, I said it. You know when we go out and everyone's had a few drinks and we're all having lots of fun showing off our moves? Stop copying me. I mean it. You think I don't notice that you're aping my movements two eight counts after I do them? This isn't a game of singing/dancing in round.
It really creeps me out and more importantly, the girls who are looking at me are bewildered because they can't figure out if I'm leading or following. You're hurting my game bro. Please stand at least five feet away, out of any obvious lines of sight. I'll teach you a few moves later if you want, just stop grooving so close to me on the dance floor.
Thanks,
Looking to Score
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