Your boyfriend is...*yawn*

Dear ___________,

Let me preface this by saying that I think you're a great person and you deserve the very best. I know you don't want to hear this right now but he's just not good enough for you. I know you insist he's the nicest guy you've ever met, he's the most interesting guy you've ever met, and that he's absolutely a great catch. However, we've now hung out with him X times and it's been underwhelming each time. I'm playing limbo with my expectations but it's not working. He's not "just shy," he's boring. Seriously. It's your dating life, it's not charity. Please move on.

Future me told present me to tell present you. Future you will thank present me, even if present you is angry.

(Still) your friend,

_________